Friday, September 24, 2010

Quickie in the bushes

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman.

They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery.
The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.

After fifteen minutes , the two return, out of breath and laughing..

The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?' He asks her 'Shall we?' She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's!

But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you shit on its head.'


Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Good things

Believe it or not, but there are actually some good things about having IBS-D:

1) There is no need to buy or go through colon it the natural way

2) Less risk for colon cancer

3) Don't need to worry about weight gain


Sunday, September 19, 2010

Drop the Bombs

As a military history buff and someone who also likes to drop toilet bombs, I think I found my next toilet design here:

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Bling Bling Toilet

Did you want bling bling for your can? How about this one:

Friday, September 3, 2010

Throne Toilet

This is what Scandinavian royal toilets look like. Nice gold seat.